July 2011
53 posts
The Frenemy.: Confessions of PMS →
the-frenemy.com
So what, I have my period? It’s only the one time of the month my body is so offended by its feminine wiles that it sheds blood tears out of my most sacred hole part. It’s not a big deal or anything, and it’s not like I’m dying! Although a lot of blood pouring out of your body often says…
THIS DESCRIBES ALL OF MY SCARY LADY FEELINGS
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and yet would support a decision that is clearly a product of a patriarchy-dominant society, which tries to control how women are depicted on screen. The MPAA is okay supporting scenes that portray women in scenarios of sexual torture and violence for entertainment purposes, but they are trying to force us to look away from a scene that shows a woman in a sexual scenario, which is both complicit and complex. It’s misogynistic in nature to try and control a woman’s sexual presentation of self. I consider this an issue that is bigger than this film. … There is something very distorted about this reality that they’ve created, which is that it is OK to torture women on screen. Any kind of violence towards women in a sexual scenario is fine. But give a woman pleasure? No way. Not a chance. That’s pornography.”
—Ryan Gosling, actor and feminist, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of Blue Valentine. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene. (via snowstorminjuly)
Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink4(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
LOLSUMMER69, I do not want to see you naked. Summer isn’t a joke. Thanks anyway.
The Great Female Survey by Cosmo and AskMen →
askmen.com
Highlights:
At what point does a guy become a man-whore?
- When he sleeps with his 100th sex partner
- When he sleeps with his 50th sex partner
- When he sleeps with his 20th sex partner
- When he sleeps with his 10th sex partner
- Never.
At what point does a woman become a slut?
- When she sleeps with her 100th sex partner
- When she sleeps with her 50th sex partner
- When she sleeps with her 20th sex partner
- When she sleeps with her 10th sex partner
- Never.
ARE YOU SERIOUS, EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S 69 PARTNERS
What is the ultimate women’s drink?
- Cosmo
- White wine
- Vodka tonic
- Margarita
- Light beer
I AM A WOMAN AND I DRINK NON-LIGHT BEER ALL THE TIME ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT (ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS RED WINE)
For women, which is the ultimate status symbol?
- A beautiful house
- A beautiful wardrobe
- A very successful husband or boyfriend
- A huge engagement ring
- An expensive car
NO. HOLY SHIT NONE OF THESE
This is the worst survey in the world. I fully intended on filling it out to completion but could not in good conscience choose an answer I felt okay about for the last two questions I posted up there. Because none of those were my answer and Cosmo assumes that there is no other possible thing I would want to drink or give a shit about in life. Try Chocolate milk/Being successful, happy and healthy on for size, bitches.
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