May 2011
48 posts
“What does it say about someone who pops their dick in any woman’s mouth?” Answer: THEY CLEARLY LIKE BLOWJOBS! That’s it. That’s all that tells you. One’s eagerness to place one’s penis in a mouth does not say anything about whether one pays taxes on time or remembers to call home for Mother’s Day or tips well at dinner. You can draw almost no generalizable conclusions from a predilection for oral sex. Nor can you draw any conclusions about a person from their number of sexual partners or their sexual history. You don’t know them. How in the world can you think that you know their motivations for doing anything in life?”
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the ch!cktionary: “I was the Harvard Harlot” | Salon
I’ve always been confused by the belief that liking sex or having lots of sex somehow means you have no self-respect. Why? If I like puppies and make a point to play with puppies on a regular basis, or if I like baking cakes and so bake a lot of cakes, no one questions whether I respect myself. If I’m having sex because I find it pleasurable and fun, then why would you suddenly think that I don’t like or respect myself? Your personal hang-ups about sex being dirty and gross and wrong? Um, yeah. That’s your issue, not mine.
My sense of self-worth does not come from my genitalia. If you think I have no value beyond how often I have sex and how many people I have sex with, then that’s clearly because you’re more interested in viewing me as a trophy for a future husband and not as a human being. It has nothing to do with how I actually feel about myself or what my value as a person truly is.
(via robot-heart-politics)
PREACH IT
(via heavyonthethinking)
“When the show went to No. 1 in December 1988, ABC sent a chocolate “1” to congratulate me. Guess they figured that would keep the fat lady happy—or maybe they thought I hadn’t heard (along with the world) that male stars with No. 1 shows were given Bentleys and Porsches. So me and George Clooney [who played Roseanne Conner’s boss for the first season] took my chocolate prize outside, where I snapped a picture of him hitting it with a baseball bat. I sent that to ABC.”
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Roseanne Barr
Read her essay in NY Mag right now.
(via drinkyourjuice)
As it turns out, xojane.com is not great.
Why is it sooooooo shitty??!?!?!?!?!!
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob jobs or lip enhancements or liposuction are still real women. Size 0 may make no sense mathematically, but a woman who wears that size is as real as the one who wears a size 16. What makes us “real” people is not the shape of our flesh but our basic humanity. And we lose our humanity when we judge – not when we lose weight, gain weight, or make the intensely personal decision to undergo cosmetic surgery.”
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-Hugo Schwyzer (via killinhoes)
“Real women have curves” has to be one of the most close-minded things I’ve ever heard. Every woman is a real woman. Thank god this isn’t a thing anymore.
a) Kate Gosselin is gross
b) I doubt either of them made it up so in the end neither of them own it..so it doesn't really matter?
c) I bet she doesn't even make that for them anymore. Unless one of the nannies knows how. hahahah
Whatever Katie. W/EEEEEE
http://twitter.com/#!/oldmansearch
saw this on reddit last night and was crying with laughter. “empty threes”
